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Excerpts from the Volos Cutlass

Esther W — Tue, 07 Jun 2022 10:29:03 -0400

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Various, from the third week of Arman. Agatha Smee, ed.

BOUNTY OF BRAITHEWAITE BREAK-INS

Bother Braithewaite reports that numerous copy-catburglars have been making themselves free of his offices, likely as a result of the persistent rumour that the late Captain Smee entrusted him with a map of great value as…

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Esther W — Sat, 21 May 2022 21:26:13 -0400

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Various, from the second week of Arman. Agatha Smee, ed.

DUNCAN’S DRUBBING

The beloved Rilador tradition of counting coup has seen another crew elevated to the ranks of glory in a recent bout between the Unsinkable II and Duncan’s Dinghy! Challenged by Captain Daniel Duncan, Captain Fletcher Gilt and his new…

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Esther W — Mon, 18 Apr 2022 20:44:59 -0400

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Various, from the first week of Arman. Agatha Smee, ed.

TACHROS NAVY MENACES VOLOS VESSELS

Multiple seafaring citizens of our fair city report their ships were recently boarded by one Captain Nathaniel Pierce, Captain of the TSS Indomitable. He claims to be on the hunt for pirates and is confiscating property,…

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Esther W — Wed, 02 Mar 2022 16:07:12 -0500

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Various, from the week including New Year's Eve. Agatha Smee, ed.

Captain Fletcher GiltLEGENDARY CAPTAIN RETURNS TO THE HELM

BREAKING: Fletcher Gilt, famed former captain of The Ariadne and current local goldsmith at Fletcher & Shells, has come out of retirement to take charge of the Unsinkable II. Sources…

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Esther W — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 19:35:18 -0500

Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Various, from the week including New Year's Eve. Agatha Smee, ed.

OBITUARIES

SMEE, Longinus Archibald, age 79, Captain of the Unsinkable II, the Unsinkable (sunk), the Deep Threat (sunk), the Unsinkable 1 ½ (run aground), of Volos passed away peacefully in his sleep on Nkesi, the 36th day of Almaz.

While…