Dear Mr. Gnat King Cole,

Hello, it's Helga, but you probably already knew that.

Thank you, very much, for the extravagant leather journal with the embossed paper moon and ramblin' rose on the cover. It is quite stylish. I never thought I'd have a reason to use it to write you, but here I am.

First of all: I'm okay, so you don't have to worry.

I've recorded my findings from my latest experiment and will do that thing to send them to you once Dr. Mr. Buerque has cleared the water out of my lungs.

Today…