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An excerpt from “The Forest or the Piss” by Basil Bombadee, to be sung to a bawdy tap-house.
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The adventurers were set upon
by large, ferocious badgers
the druid, Mako, friends had made
and soon the fight was done
Soft-hearted were the company
No bloodshed did they make,
the badgers sleeping peacefully
due to Mako’s strong animal husbandry
Still the rescuing was not yet finished
only the servants had been saved
the viscount in the forest lay
its dangers still unwitnessed
To save the servants one and all
a plan was swiftly hatched
to make badgers of all of them
to cover them with piss and prevent a…
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