There’s a laddy you know that glitters like gold
And you’re climbing the stairway to Arvyn
When you see him you’re sure, that under those clothes
Is a world you can not wait to explore
Ohhh oooh, you’re climbing a stairway to Arvyn

It is known to be sure his intentions are pure
And his smile and his spirit are gleaming
In his bed you’ll be took, by a songbird that sings,
All babes he will be bringing to heaven

Ooooh, he is a wonder
Ooooh, he makes you shudder

There’s a feeling you get, he’s making you wet
And the girls are all crying and screaming
In your thoughts you can dream and hope you can be
The one with whom his boots will be knocking

Ooooh, he is a wonder
Ooooh, he makes you shudder

And it’s whispered, that dude, can carry a tune
In any land, plane and in all seasons
And he can sing all night long, but he’ll take you at dawn
And the forests will echo with thunder.

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, or a whole gown,
Could be cast off from a maid or queen
Yes he did bed them and the same time, and more than one nun
All while writing a new hit song
And he is a wonder

His bed is thumping between each show, and you should know
That piper’s calling you to join him
Dear lady, prep to have your mind blown, after this show,
His stairway lies in this very Inn.

And as he heads on down the road
That handsome tortured poet soul
Leaves behind the ladies he has known
Who saw the glory of the show
In his chambers he did hold
And if you listen to the bard
To his tune you’ll raise a glass
From smugglers den to royal ball
The room he’ll rock, in hay he’ll roll

And you’re climbing the stairway to Arvyn