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Welcome to the home of Ilderan Tales, a pair of 5th Ed D&D games.
Read about the adventures in our campaign areas, To the HILT and Just the TIP
On these chill adventures, heroes explore the land of Temir, finding conflict, treasure, love, and comedy.
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Helga (Team At Sea) can talk and see/hear through Chainsaw now, and does so. He is doing a dance for a gnome in a fancy dress with golden eyes. The lady seems to know Gnat King Cole and does not think highly of him. She says that they will talk later, and tells Helga where her friends are and sends her on her way.
Chainsaw finds Ant in the woods with Grigori, Bella Love and Patrice McFluffins. They are trying to make contact with the boat. Helga tells Ant that the Demon Kingdom emissaries have…
The Unsinkable II is docked at Devil's Refuge, on Mistbough Isle.
The Unsinkable is distinctly not a pirate ship; just a ship sailing out of Volos who are also members of the Pirate's Guild for reasons. This makes them, as non-pirates, targets.
There is a large castle town on top of a cliff with an elevator installed going up the cliff from the docks.
Augustus Kincaid is on the docks, definitely waiting for SOMEONE.
The crew meets in the galley to let the rangers know the deal with The Abraxos.…
Dearest Dadums,
Hey Daddy. How are you? I'm great. I'm learning a lot.
Just so you know, Captain Fletcher could give you lessons on glowering. Yes, we're talking professional level dad-disappointment. It reminded me of you, so I thought I'd write.
Also, can you do me a favour? If you're dealing with House Solaris now or in the near future, can you be extra careful and have the research team do some real deep digging on them, please? Sorry, I can't tell you anymore: pirate stuff n' all. You know…
The party has a captive; Infinity. She was put to sleep as the rest of her group were escaping last session. She is tied up and complaining about it. She knows who all of the party members are, since she knew who was coming to the party. Cypher is trying to get information out of her, but it's not going super well. Cypher starts to marinate in the paranoia of who sold them out.
Ant suggests they should go after the bad guys, and proceeds to argue with Infinity about what constitutes being a "bad…
In my travels I haven't had a lot of time for love, but I've heard stories that dating is generally terrible. Well, fellow traveler, I'm here to tell you they're all true.
I was very excited to attend a party, and I took the opportunity to bring a date! My hands were sweating like a frost giant in a sauna. I asked, and I was pleasantly surprised (and subsequently terrified) when she said yes!
Okay, so it was a bit of a work event, and we did have some responsibilities while we were there, but…