Reflections
Wilf pleads to his brother for some help with a culinary miscalculation.
Will,
I hope this letter finds you well. Currently I write to you in a state of dire digestive distress. We recently visited a nearby forest on a quest in search of some lost hunters. The good news is we found most of them unharmed!
More good news, there are a great many interesting forms of fungus in the forest! You may remember I have a certain affinity for certain types of mushrooms - or rather, the side effects of consuming certain types of fungus. Or anything.
I digress.
I had set upon my…
An excerpt from “The Forest or the Piss” by Basil Bombadee, to be sung to a bawdy tap-house.
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The adventurers were set upon
by large, ferocious badgers
the druid, Mako, friends had made
and soon the fight was done
Soft-hearted were the company
No bloodshed did they make,
the badgers sleeping peacefully
due to Mako’s strong animal husbandry
Still the rescuing was not yet finished
only the servants had been saved
the viscount in the forest lay
its dangers still unwitnessed
To save the servants one and all
a plan was swiftly hatched
to make badgers of all of them
to cover them with piss and prevent a…