After nearly hours of relentless investigation and cunning interrogation, the HILT had resolved to bring Archibald to justice for what were probably heinous crimes.

This was done by chucking him out of the back of the Helpful Bus in to the waiting mouths of a pack of death dogs. It was not a sacrifice, though, as the merciful and/or cowardly and/or self-interested band lent him a sword and fought alongside the aged (probable) murderer.

The fight was all but lost when the tide was turned by a…