"Those dogs have been bedevilling you for some time as a result of some impiety of yours, I imagine? Well, aside from H.I.L.T. offering its services in the form of physical defence, I would urge you to consider taking Lanfrankian teachings into your mind and your heart, in an effort to recalculate and recalibrate your soul away from its impious blemishes. Indeed, the only straight course between two points was first plotted by Lanfrank, so wise was he! And thus, I urge you to make a straight line yourself, directly toward Lanfrank. Surely if you had been a follower of his from an early age, the urge to soil the elements impiously with blood would not have occurred to you, and you would not find yourself in your current bind, a hounded old man. 'When in a corner, take the hypotenuse!' is what Lanfrank always said, and I would urge you by all the right angles under the heavenly spheres to do the same. Join us, shall you?!?"