Hi J,

We're waaaaay out in the Brindonwood. It's nice here except for all the leresse, which are kind of like man-eating four-eyed shark-jaguars. Other than that, it's lovely. Lots of very old trees. I think you'd like it.

In other news, people keep calling me a paladin. I think it's because my sword keeps blazing with holy light and people keep having their wounds close over when I touch them, but that could be for lots of reasons right? You know about magic and stuff. It's not true is it? I'd know right? That's not just something that happens to you, is it? Maybe I'm like a holy sorcerer or something, is that a thing? 

Totally unrelated, I think I can smell demons. It's extremely uncomfortable. They smell kind of like a slightly opaque minor chord. I don't like it. Do you know of any cures for that?

Hope you're keeping well,

E