Dear E,

First things first: You may want to keep an eye out for the Tong. Just a heads up. There may have been something of an incident, and someone that looks a lot like you might have done something that might make them slightly unhappy. Maybe a couple of things. If that were hypothetically the case, I'd keep your head low.

I suppose that merits an explanation.

Well, we were en route back from a fetch mission where several of us almost died. (Not me, for the record. Everyone is fine now,…