Invoice for Damages Inflicted
| The Jazz Dungeon INVOICE | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| To: Willingly Sootgast c/o Burard Curiousities, Hightown | 1 Arman, 22nd Year AOP | |||
| For damages inflicted 40 Almaz, 21st Year AOP | ||||
| Replacement costs | ||||
| One (1) dartboard | 1 sp | |||
| One (1) tuba mouthpiece | 3 sp | |||
| Five (5) wind reeds (assorted) | 1 sp | 2 cp | ||
| Eight (8) drinking glasses (assorted) | 2 sp | 3 cp | ||
| Repair costs | ||||
| Repairs to magical amplification devices | 5 sp | 7 cp | ||
| General damages (building) | 1 gp | 2 sp | 8 cp | |
| General damages (emotional: bartender) | 1 sp | |||
| General damages (emotional: band) | 3 sp | |||
| Total | 3 gp | 0 sp | 0 cp | |
Payable upon receipt | ||||
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Note included with payment to The Jazz Dungeon, issued 1 Arman, 22nd Year AOP
This is just to say
I have eaten
the magical slick goo
That was on
the silver spoon
And which
was probably
For the actual
palooza guests
Forgive me
I must now
SMASH THINGS WITH MY HAMMERRRRRR
<3 WS
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