The Jazz DungeonĀ INVOICE |
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To: Willingly Sootgast c/o Burard Curiousities, Hightown | 1 Arman, 22nd Year AOP |
| For damages inflicted 40 Almaz, 21st Year AOP |
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| Replacement costs |
| One (1) dartboard |
| 1 sp |
|
| One (1) tuba mouthpiece |
| 3 sp |
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| Five (5) wind reeds (assorted) |
| 1 sp | 2 cp |
| Eight (8) drinking glasses (assorted) | 2 sp | 3 cp |
| Repair costs |
| Repairs to magical amplification devices | 5 sp | 7 cp |
| General damages (building) | 1 gp | 2 sp | 8 cp |
| General damages (emotional: bartender) | 1 sp |
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| General damages (emotional: band) | 3 sp |
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| Total |
| 3 gp | 0 sp | 0 cp |
Payable upon receipt |
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Note included with payment to The Jazz Dungeon, issued 1 Arman, 22nd Year AOP
This is just to say
I have eaten
the magical slick goo
That was on
the silver spoon
And which
was probably
For the actual
palooza guests
Forgive me
I must now
SMASH THINGS WITH MY HAMMERRRRRR
<3 WS