Silly old magic water man blew up my lantern! It took me three months to steal all the right parts then two weeks to put them together the right way. He owes me a lantern.

Met a bone man under the ground. He was human before. He was made that way by weird people like a million years ago so he can't die. I don't know what that really means or what happened to him to make him a bone man. But he also can't leave the building he's in. That's weird.

He talked real funny like he can't say the letter H.

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