Celebs and Entertainment

I was honestly just saying earlier today, the only thing that could save this year from being the worst thing ever would be a new JEFF cover band. Well, the godesses must be listening, because my, oh my!

It’s been one year since Jade Empire Forbidden Fantasies mysteriously disappeared, and if you haven't already, you will soon forget all about him. Speaking to US Fortnightly,  Kristen said she's discovered the hottest new JEFF-like music right now with her husband of two years, Dax.  “We’re hunting in the local music scene for a new sound and there it was. So in the new year, Garnet Empire Forbidden Fantasies will be happening! It’s, like, a mix of JEFF covers and new haunting sounds. We are totally the biggest GEFFragettes right now!”

Yes!!!

Kristen describes the new music as “soulful, fun and reflective of music that JEFFalos will adore,” and also added that GEFF also gonna do their own stuff, too. “They even had the cutest couple song at the end,” she said, "it was enthralling".

It keeps getting better and better. I might be crying.

And don't worry about another band disappearance! According to Kristen, for now, the couple — who run an adorable caravane together, along with another business associate, — is concentrating on their music.

“They’re doing this – before the next adventure!” Explained Kristen, "They are well known adventurers that save children from demons in their spare times and just lost a good friend to the evil forces just last week. That must have been so tough. No wonder their music is so poignant! I can't believe they will be on the road again so soon. I will keep an ear on the ground and Dax and I might close the inn for the night to go see them in the perform in a nearby town."

Yes, have all the adventures! But first: at least another fifteen gigs all over the country. 

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