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In this week's edition of Urbanite we will cover the hottest bards, puppet shows, and scrolls of the month, as well as the new sex spells you need to try right now!
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I was honestly just saying earlier today, the only thing that could save this year from being the worst thing ever would be a new JEFF cover band. Well, the godesses must be listening, because my, oh my!
It’s been one year since Jade Empire Forbidden Fantasies mysteriously disappeared, and if you haven't already, you will soon forget all about him. Speaking to US Fortnightly, Kristen said she's discovered the hottest new JEFF-like music right now with her husband of…
Shock and anger spread through the city last night, after Jade Empire Forbidden Fantasies burnt down the Bucket.
Only moments earlier, JEFF's most eager fans were patiently waiting for the return of the bard to Malkhara. Rumours were going wild about the show: an all give-away, no press allowed, fully booked venue. And considering the outcome, it was probably for the best.
Our brave reporters scoured the city and high and low and managed to get you the first feedback on JEFF's career-ending show, in exclusivity.
Balin told us that he won his show tickets at a trivia game at the Purple Troll the day…
CONCERT OF THE DECADE
Jade Empire Forbidden Fantasies at the Inn TONIGHT
Rumours claiming that the famous bard known as Jade Empire Forbidden Fantasies had left town following an incident that involvedt he town militia (ed: see yesterday’s edition of the People’s Mirror) proved to be true. Sources confirmed JEFF passed through the North Gate earlier this week.
“He seemed in a hurry and was hiding most of his face” mentions Yan, one of the guards assigned to the gate, assuring us that, while in disguise he had “no trouble recognizing him.” The pretty bard was…
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