Ingredients:

• 1 large ham (Ideally, Llewellen’s spiced New Year’s ham from The Salty Hog. But if you’re making this at some other time of year, Llew’s regular ham will do fine)
• 2 pounds starchy potatoes
• 2 cups white sauce (roughly the thickness of light cream), seasoned with plenty of pepper
• Salt to taste
• *optional* 1-2 cups of Derringdo’s Cheese Whales

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