Reflections
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Log date:…
Dearest Dadums,
Hey Daddy. How are you? I'm great. I'm learning a lot.
Just so you know, Captain Fletcher could give you lessons on glowering. Yes, we're talking professional level dad-disappointment. It reminded me of you, so I thought I'd write.
Also, can you do me a favour? If you're dealing with House Solaris now or in the near future, can you be extra careful and have the research team do some real deep digging on them, please? Sorry, I can't tell you anymore: pirate stuff n' all. You know…
In my travels I haven't had a lot of time for love, but I've heard stories that dating is generally terrible. Well, fellow traveler, I'm here to tell you they're all true.
I was very excited to attend a party, and I took the opportunity to bring a date! My hands were sweating like a frost giant in a sauna. I asked, and I was pleasantly surprised (and subsequently terrified) when she said yes!
Okay, so it was a bit of a work event, and we did have some responsibilities while we were there, but…
Medium: Iron
Acquisition: Gift from the demon god of gratitude
Trade: none
Storage Number: P17.1027.003
Display: coin box
Status: on person
Feeling of item: Curious
Medium: grey scruffy hair, maybe faux bunny fur
Acquisition: lunch with demon emissary and negotiator. Human telephone, specifically
Trade: willingly given
Storage Number: P17.1027.002
Display: jewelry, cedar shelf
Status: on person
Feeling of item: scratchy and fuzzy
* Helga goes into her closet and spends two hours choosing her Top Three outfits for tonight's Ball *
Newspaper clippings sent by Ant to her Monkle Joe on his hermit island.
Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass
Various, from the third week of Arman. Agatha Smee, ed.
BOUNTY OF BRAITHEWAITE BREAK-INS
Bother Braithewaite reports that numerous copy-catburglars have been making themselves free of his offices, likely as a result of the persistent rumour that the late Captain Smee entrusted him with a map of great value as part of his estate. Braithewaite comments “There are no more maps. No more maps! I barely have furniture left.” The Volos Volunteer City Watch reports…
A series of clippings from The Volos Cutlass, sent from Antonella Flax to her Monkle Joe on his hermit island.
Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass
Various, from the second week of Arman. Agatha Smee, ed.
DUNCAN’S DRUBBING
The beloved Rilador tradition of counting coup has seen another crew elevated to the ranks of glory in a recent bout between the Unsinkable II and Duncan’s Dinghy! Challenged by Captain Daniel Duncan, Captain Fletcher Gilt and his new crew rose to the occasion. In spite of a stanky opening sally and misfire from the Unsinkable II, several of that ship’s crew were able to board the Din…
Medium: Pearl and stone, carved
Acquisition: Underwater marketplace
Trade: 1 sliver ring
Storage Number: P17.1027.001
Display: None—lost immediately upon being caught
Status: Lost
Feeling of item: Bitter