Only moments earlier, JEFF's most eager fans were patiently waiting for the return of the bard to Malkhara. Rumours were going wild about the show: an all give-away, no press allowed, fully booked venue. And considering the outcome, it was probably for the best.

Our brave reporters scoured the city and high and low and managed to get you the first feedback on JEFF's career-ending show, in exclusivity.

Balin told us that he won his show tickets at a trivia game at the Purple Troll the day…