Eugene Pangol
Dear J,
Do you remember ages ago when I told you about a drunk I pulled out of a ditch? He had a horn in the middle of his head, claimed to be an airship pilot, and called himself Alphonse. He seemed to think I was kidnapping him, at the time, so he stole my rum and ran away.
It turns out that he is some singer named Jeff, and he's joined our caravan.
Apparently he is quite notable in these parts, but I have absolutely no idea who he is. I feel like a unicorn rock star should have caught my…
Dear J,
Oh my gods its head EXPLODED!
It was amazing!
Wait. I should start at the beginning.
But seriously though, he insulted it so hard that it's head exploded.
Seriously.
Right, the start...
So we got to Malkara. It doesn't really deserve its reputation. People here are just people like anywhere else. Mostly friendly, sometimes jerks, very occasionally megalomaniacal demon-summoning psychopaths.
We're actually staying at an Inn tonight. It's mostly because Muse wanted to introduce us…
Dear J,
Today, I yelled at some templars. It was awesome.
I was heading up north for the last run home before winter set in. Just as we were passing through Marshburg, we were stopped by a commotion in the road. A couple of templars, all resplendent in their shiny armour, were trashing a travelling merchant's wares.
They were shouting about "graven images" and "idols to heathen gods" but really all they were doing was smashing glassware and artwork.
I thought it was a terrible abuse of a…
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