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Because the crew knows that people are watching and paying attention to where they are going, in the interest of keeping their destination a secret, they are going and doing ranger stuff first, then to the gravy stain.
Nicholas is writing in his bunk with a light spell, which looks like spinning star patterns. Ant goes to bother him and ask what he’s writing; when he finds out that she is 29 years old and not a kid, he tells her: He is writing smutty radio plays about the rangers; the erotic…
Agatha Smee appoints Fletcher as captain over the crew’s choice of captain by committee, of which she does not approve. When L A Smee died, she became the owner and now she needs to entrust the ship to someone who seems remotely qualified. She forbids the crew from going on any idiotic treasure hunts.
The crew immediately starts to expound on how they JUST got a treasure map from Smee in his will, and Fletcher agrees that they definitely must go for it.
The reading of the will:
- The ship goes…