Excerpts from The Volos Cutlass

Various, from the second week of Arman. Agatha Smee, ed.

DUNCAN’S DRUBBING

The beloved Rilador tradition of counting coup has seen another crew elevated to the ranks of glory in a recent bout between the Unsinkable II and Duncan’s Dinghy! Challenged by Captain Daniel Duncan, Captain Fletcher Gilt and his new crew rose to the occasion. In spite of a stanky opening sally and misfire from the Unsinkable II, several of that ship’s crew were able to board the Din…